When one gets the instant urge to use the toilet during the middle of a shower, without drying off appropriately. Because said person has to towel off immediately, it leaves a "trail" of water from the shower to the toilet.
by McBurgerton February 9, 2010

by ConfusedSpyro August 24, 2025

Guy 1: Did you just see that picture of that WSJ reporter with a mug saying frog tears with an image of Pepe?
Guy 2: Yeah
Guys 1 and 2: Nice
Guy 2: Yeah
Guys 1 and 2: Nice
by Cum Dispenser November 9, 2019

when someone is wearing boots with spikes or blades on the bottom, they are ready to tear up the mulch.
Random Person 1: Did you see the boots (insert name here)is wearing?
Random Person 2: Yeah, they're totally ready to be tearing up the mulch.
Random Person 2: Yeah, they're totally ready to be tearing up the mulch.
by Samuel Crushington, Ph.D. February 19, 2011
