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Math Teacher

A subterranean beast that resembles an old woman. They can be found in sewers, abandoned subway systems, and other dark, wet places. They hibernate every 20 years, then come out of their lair and apply for a job at the local middle or high school. These creatures love watching children suffer, and will regularly steal or "confiscate" the belongings of their students. Math teachers also have the unique ability to warp time and space, making their class period last longer than the others. Every couple of years a child will go missing at school and then a few months later they'll find the body in the sewer. There is still some speculation, but theorists suggest this was the teachers fault.
"The math teacher has given me enough homework to last me until retirement!"
by larrybobjoe January 5, 2022
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Eastbury teachers

Eastbury teachers are the basic definition of crack heads they smoke blunts they give you 1hour detentions for absolute nothing and most of them have serious anger issues
Some random kid: “have you seen those eastbury teachers that are complete crackheads
Some other random kid: “yep that schools pretty crazy
by Lightskin girl December 1, 2019
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Supply teacher

Oh this supply teacher is sooo gullible!
by TwoHeadedGiant December 5, 2018
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Teacher homie

1. A teacher that acts like one of the boys or homies.
2.A teacher or professor that can take a joke, can make a joke. isn’t always serious doesn’t get offended to a joke that is within reason or to an extent
by Aidenlazyboy24 January 5, 2022
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Substitute Teacher

A substitute teacher is a teacher that is usually brainless on what's going on in the class or does not care about education
Substitute teacher: Class we are going to learn about the pythagorean theorem
That one kid:No we watch movies the entire period
Substitute teacher: Okay then
by Sbhat October 20, 2022
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english teachers

these are the types of teachers that will go on about a meaning of one word for another 100 years since they have no life
“don’t u just hate those english teachers that’ll go on about one sad ass word for whole fucking entire lesson”

“YES I’D RATHER GOUGE MY EYES OUT
by shlongjohn May 13, 2022
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teachers

FUCK TEACHERS THEY ARE BITCHES JUST LIKE A TEACHER NAMED MS BELTRAN SHE WILL ROT IN HELLLLLL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
omg teachers are dumbass
by kylayohoney November 6, 2019
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