take a dump

1) to take an enormous shit, especially in the way of a "power dump" where the excrement quickly and powerfully leaves your anus

2) When a machine or electronic stops working or breaks, for no particular reason. Also known as "shat the bed"

3) An exclamation often used by people when they want to tell somebody to "fuck off" but are too afraid. Often used by kids and teenagers. The word dump is enunciated in a long way, so as to be spelled duuuummmmppppp!!!

1) Dude, i have to take a dump!!!

2)Kid 1: Why can't we play your XBox?
Kid 2: Cuz it sucks and it took a dump.

3)Dad: Go clean your room!
Kid: Take a duuummmmpppp!!!

by HOWNOWBROWNCOW88 September 25, 2008

take a trump

Dumping your thoughts on Twitter while dumping your excrement in the toilet.

I'm gonna ragequit your stupid plan and then take a Trump on it!

by hopelyannoyed December 12, 2016

Take it Deep

Could be used as a greeting or an obscure insult not to be picked up on. Often confused for Take it easy.

Also as a sexual inuendo in the right form. See example 2

1. I can't get breakfast after 11 AM? That's okay, Take it Deep!

2. Take it deep in the heart of the browneye!

by sect0r September 3, 2006

take off

to initiate a fight. to throw the first punch.

if that bitch keeps talking shit you better take off on his ass.

by BigBossMike May 12, 2004

fake take

When you pretend to take down a persons phone number but are really doing a "fake take" and playing fuckin tetris.

"Dude did you actually take down that nasty bitches number?"" Nah, nigga chill i dida fake take on her ho ass."

by DUDENIC December 24, 2007

Take a Trump

A massive dump that takes 10 to 15 times to flush.

After Thanksgiving, I had to Take a Trump.

by JRBIV December 11, 2019

take your ass on!

Nothing to see here! Keep moving!

Bitch take your ass on! What are you staring at?!

by Sharell September 22, 2005