spray taint

When take a shit so hard the water sprays your taint

Dude my shit was so big I gotta a spray taint!

by Bjs in a box May 25, 2018

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Taint slap

1. A formal, or informal move to establish dominance.
2. A greeting.

I walked up and taint slapped the shit out of him. Now we go to dairy queen sometimes.

by Senor ralphus April 14, 2023

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Tennessee Taint Tickler

When bro starts acting up so you lowkey have to give him that tennessee taint tickler

Taylor: I’m not doing this right now

Oliver: Shut up before I give you the good ol’ Tennessee Taint Tickler

by livlikesmilksteak August 9, 2025

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An extreme case of genital chafing that is supplemented by poor hygiene and extreme physical activity. Side effects include, but are not limited to: swamp ass, excessive smegma, raw gooch, and a burning sensation from the upper thighs to the sphincter.

After a three day camping trip in the woods, Timmy had a severe case of ogre taint.

Christopher was in dire need of a shower in order to scrape the funk off his ogre taint following his five mile run.

by Rainbow socks 1101 October 11, 2015

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Promethean Taint Tickle

The act of setting fire to your dingleberries thereby giving a somewhat pleasurable tickling sensation to your taint.

Person 1: I can flicker good for 6.3 seconds

Person 2: oh yeah well I can promethean taint tickle for 2 whole seconds

Person 1: what the fuck is promethean taint tickling???

by Goon goddess May 26, 2024

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