When you go to wipe and after you let go your butthole pinches the toilet paper and dips into the water. Only to leave a tail splashing poop water all around your bathroom.
True story
True story
I spun around and felt a cold smack on my buttcheek. I looked down in horror as i saw a trail of poop water thanks to my tail of tears.
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“Becky gave me some great tail.”
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