Taco Bonnet

The act of inserting one's head into a vagina creating the appearance of a bonnet on one's head

"Dave took a deep breath a rammed his head into Judy's vagina, knowing well the Taco Bonnet would soon become a hot fashion item for Spring 09'"

by sanjeep l. December 20, 2008

taco tug

A taco tug...getting a handjob by a day laborer in the home depot parking lot.

jaun forgot his leaf blower today so he had to give taco tugs behind home depot today.

by toyotafj62 August 8, 2016

Dusty Taco

The vagina of a lonely woman, who hasn't had sex or masturbated in a couple weeks at least. She is a very sad sight to see. The term "dusty taco" refers to the human embodiment of depression and loneliness. The women with a dusty taco are usually under age or about ready to commit suicide. Either way, it is very to approach a girl with a dusty taco.

"God damn that girl has a fucking dusty taco!"

by Gayson4/20 April 19, 2017

Aussie taco

An Australian delicacy, consisting of a single folded slice of plain white bread, filled with a sausage (snag) and topped with a choice of onions, cheese, tomato sauce or mustard. Often consumed in the car park of a hardware shop.

Not to be confused with the Australia Taco.

“Mate, wanna grab a feed for brekky?”
“Nah, already had a coupla Aussie tacos down at Bunnings while I was getting a new dunny for the outhouse”

by Jamarley July 18, 2019

sitting taco

A chick who will wait around to have sex with you till the end of time.

Bro, this chick keeps texting me even though I got back with my ex. I think shes a sitting taco

by sedk6 August 30, 2014

Swordfish Taco

The term used to describe the genitalia of a hermaphrodite.

I took this chick home and she had a swordfish taco!

by blurr1974 August 25, 2013

taco dust

When you've eaten tacos that are so seasoned and good that you fart and a little bit of red dust comes out with your fart.

Man those tacos had some awesome seasoning, I bet when I fart I'm going to make Taco dust.

by Keeping it real February 14, 2017