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jizz string

1. A male who is considered to be a complete loser.
Wow that guy listens to Chumbawumba... What a jizz string!
by SgtKracka April 1, 2015
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magic string

Flexing your penis while making a pulling motion with your hand. Giving the illusion that the penis is being pulled by a sting.
I'd like to show her the magic string.

Women generally ask if they can pull the string. Tell them no
by Mr. Brezlin April 27, 2016
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Search String Attempt

The act of using a search engine to find specifically what one is looking for. If the search string is vague it may require multiple attempts with various other search strings.
"It took me 15 freakin search string attempts to find the doco i saw 3 years ago!"
by Richie De Bauchery September 21, 2016
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Sausage String

When a male's bottoms are not wide enough around the genital area, causing the penis and/or scrotum falling out the side.
Steve: "Jeff, look at Jim! he's got a major sausage string!"
Jeff: "Ew, you're right. he needs bigger boxers"
by Ronale B June 29, 2016
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hope springs eternal

( invented by Bret Baier at Fox News after the Louisiana flooding of Aug 2016): there's always hope even in the face of the worst disasters
Donald Trump is running for president out of nationalism, patriotism and a more mature understanding (than Hilary Clinton) of the phrase hope springs eternal, specially when it applies to the inner city problems facing America.
by Sexydimma August 23, 2016
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Palm Springs Blow Torch

Usually occurs after consuming a spicy meal accompanied by a bout of food poisoning where you repeatedly spray red hot shit out your ass. However, despite your inflamed anus, it does not stop your partner from sexual penetration.
Despite eating some bad taco meat, Jason's sexual frustration resulted in Nick giving him a big old Palm Springs blow torch.
by ZT14 October 13, 2016
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borrego springs

Strange place in the dessert of california where, al though very few visit , there is a store containing expensive brands. It's pretty close to Palm Springs
by youwontevencare December 13, 2016
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