Speed Tump

slapping a glass so hard it breaks your hand

Person 1: Hey, why is your hand in a cast?
Person 2: I speed tumped my water bottle.

by TotallyNotAConspirator October 4, 2018

Pussy Speed

The rate at which a cat like creature preys based on kilometers per second in search for meat.

The cheetah attacked the antelope at ferocious pussy speed

by Pussy Speed August 2, 2022

Speed bumps

Speed bumps are suppose to make you go faster and make you fly high to the sky. The essential use would be to go faster on these especially on school zones.

I was flying high on the speed bumps on the way to work

by YourstrulyARL January 23, 2022

Speed boofing

Speed boofing; the art of shoving narcotics up one's arse after the first dealer is not quite sufficient enough

Hey dude, sm I've been speed boofing, molly wasn't doing it bro so had to shove a Gary up their to see if I like it

by Chawalabee February 1, 2022

Speed

Lee.

“Lee is speed.”

by leonardodicapribro April 10, 2022

charlie speed

absolute fucking dick, what a ball sack, don’t think anyone likes him and just overall dickface

charlie speed is a right weirdo

by gdonnyboy January 15, 2019

SPEED BALL

a game i suck at

SPEED BALL

by Zach made dis November 29, 2018