This mf breaks the Richter Scale with every step. The only test he's ever passed has been the body mass index, scoring a 97. Good thing no women knows of his existence to get him off of discord. In the streets of discord his nickname is "Cheeseball" because that's what he currently is eating (what a fat fuck). We try not to joke around with him too much because he has autism, yet he still says the n word in chat. He's called his sister hot, what else do we describe this whale of a human, but at least a whale is over 5 ft. tall.
by ChristopherIsObese101 November 20, 2022
Get the Christopher SoFat mug.A word used often by old timers or those who are associated with the mafia. Meaning to go against the family values, or just anything to do with disruption of the family.. ie: to set the couch on fire.
It smells like burning sofa, sofa, like the couch, someone’s setting the couch on fire..
Robert, are you burning the couch?!
-the old Italian lady says as Robert is flirting with her sons wife.
Robert, are you burning the couch?!
-the old Italian lady says as Robert is flirting with her sons wife.
by ToiletPooping RN January 4, 2023
Get the burning sofa mug.The writer just wants to say that: I love YOU. I love you so much I cant go a day without thinking about you. You are my world, my everything, you are the love of my life. ever since you came into my life you've been my first priority. id choose you over anyone and anything. i miss you every second of the day. you brought back my happiness and i thank you for that. i can be myself around you. you make me feel loved. i always will care for you and i willi be there for you my love. if anything ever happens to you, i would be devastated. your the only boy i will ever love. everytime i get your notification i smile. everytime were texting, i smile. i love everything about you. I will never judge you for anything. i care about you. i love everything about you. your laugh is perfect, your smile is adorable, and your humor is just so hilarious and perfect, youre so much more than handsome. i wish you would see yourself how i see you. no matter how much we fight or get mad at eachother, im always gonna be by your side. no matter what you do i will always love you. i put your needs before i put my own because i love you so much. i love you so so much. your so much more than perfect baby. i need you, i want you, i crave YOU... Thanks for coming to my life darling❤️ -Sahir
by Anonymousturt March 4, 2024
Get the Aleesya Sofea mug.Aleesya Sofea is the best girl u can meet. An ordinary boy just wants to express that: A girl like you with a heart of gold deserves all the good things in this life, and I am prepared to go the extra mile to see you have these in your life; I know you would do the same for me even more, that’s a fact. When I look into your eyes, I am connected to your soul; all I see is profound love. I see a reminder of why I must work hard to give you everything you will ever need. You have made me a complete person. Thank you, my love.
by Anonymousturt March 21, 2024
Get the Aleesya Sofea mug.A nickname for the hottest girl you’ll ever meet. Even though she may be in band she got a fat ass and an even fatter personality.
by shealilfreaky April 15, 2024
Get the Eva Sofia mug.In terms of weight loss, to lose a set amount of weight in under 12 weeks (the average Sofa delivery timescale)
"I've got 14lbs to lose, I need to lose 1.5lbs a week to beat the Sofa!"
"Got to my goal weight in 10 weeks, I totally beat the Sofa"
"Got to my goal weight in 10 weeks, I totally beat the Sofa"
by LailaRose February 20, 2012
Get the Beat the Sofa mug.
Get the on the red sofa mug.