by TheArmchairAnarchist March 28, 2021

A Midnight Snack is when you're woken up, from a dead sleep, at any time between 12 am and Sun-up (it has to still be dark out) with terrible diarrhea caused by the last meal you ate before going to bed.
If you are woken up with Shit Cramps, a Midnight Snack is almost certain to immediately follow.
If you are woken up with Shit Cramps, a Midnight Snack is almost certain to immediately follow.
by Munson G. September 12, 2022

Ben: Oh man, I can't open my car door. Hey Matt, could you help me out here?
Matt:*opens door* Why'd you bring me over here?
Ben: Because my hands are full with this chips and drink!
Matt: Dude, you need to work on your snack food dexterity.
Matt:*opens door* Why'd you bring me over here?
Ben: Because my hands are full with this chips and drink!
Matt: Dude, you need to work on your snack food dexterity.
by TheSheetGhost August 29, 2011

by Unicorns are real21 June 11, 2017

After a long day at work you get a Boston cream donut from timmies then you microwave it stick you dick in it and it after you cum. Perfect sweet and salty combo
by Snackanator January 20, 2021

by CuddlyLeviathan June 24, 2018
