The art of luring a prospective partner to bed, often with over-dramatic implications of an epoch-defining sexual encounter, before abruptly changing course and either 'shuffling' out of the situation or using it as leverage to make previously unclarified demands.
So called because of its avid use amoung the people of Fulham.
Popular additions include pretending to pass out (If in doubt!), claiming apparnet surprise at your partners intentions or making exagerated claims about your own morality. e.g. Not before i'm married!
Added points are available for 'shuffles' acheved later into a given encounter and for gaslighting the individual into believing that expectations of sex where delusionally created by them.
So called because of its avid use amoung the people of Fulham.
Popular additions include pretending to pass out (If in doubt!), claiming apparnet surprise at your partners intentions or making exagerated claims about your own morality. e.g. Not before i'm married!
Added points are available for 'shuffles' acheved later into a given encounter and for gaslighting the individual into believing that expectations of sex where delusionally created by them.
Chin 1: I saw you leave with Tanya last night. Any action?
Chin 2: Nah bro, she fulham shuffled me. Hard!
Chin 1: How so?
Chin 2: I wasnt that interested tbh but she spent all night talking about how she gives the best blowjobs and she couldnt wait to show me.
Eventually we got to mine, we kissed a little and half naked on her knees looking up at me with my cock in her hand she goes. 'What!, you think we are hooking up! I'm not that kind of girl. Arrh, men are such pigs!' and storms out.
Chin 1: Damn bro, you got shuggled hard!
Chin 2: Thats not even the worst of it. She's been messaging me all day asking when I'm taking her on a date!
Chin 1: Ha ha ha! You have to stop dating Fulham girls, they crazy!
Chin 2: Preach!
Chin 2: Nah bro, she fulham shuffled me. Hard!
Chin 1: How so?
Chin 2: I wasnt that interested tbh but she spent all night talking about how she gives the best blowjobs and she couldnt wait to show me.
Eventually we got to mine, we kissed a little and half naked on her knees looking up at me with my cock in her hand she goes. 'What!, you think we are hooking up! I'm not that kind of girl. Arrh, men are such pigs!' and storms out.
Chin 1: Damn bro, you got shuggled hard!
Chin 2: Thats not even the worst of it. She's been messaging me all day asking when I'm taking her on a date!
Chin 1: Ha ha ha! You have to stop dating Fulham girls, they crazy!
Chin 2: Preach!
by Curious Beast August 31, 2023
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