Blow Out Shares

Definition 1:
A vulgar slang term used by young guys to brag about ejaculation, often exaggerating their sexual exploits.

Definition 2:
When an investor, especially an insider, dumps a ton of company shares through a shady separate entity (like a shell company) to cash out before bad news crashes the stock, skirting insider trading rules.

Example: "Dude, I will totally blow out shares with the secretary tonight!"

Example: "That CEO plans to blow out shares through some offshore account, right after the the news release his team is fabricating!"

by Raquel de la Roche July 23, 2025

Schrödinger’s Sharpie

Schrödinger’s Sharpie is a magical marking pen that can declassify 1,000 pages of a government file by redaction while simultaneously reclassifying and redirecting the course of a hurricane by altering its vector.

I see The Donald is using Schrödinger’s Sharpie from the redacted Epstein files to erase all his autopen signature pardons and then signing them "old school".

by Willy Won't go Home January 11, 2026

i hope your next poop is sharp

word typed and publicated by a "brave" roblox player.

wow! This i hope your next poop is sharp image is magnifying!

by ThePoopyDawg November 22, 2023

Mr. Sharp

best english teacher ever. very cool :)

Omg Mr. Sharp is our English teacher! We are so lucky!

by it’s me again November 22, 2021

Better than a poke in the brown eye with a sharp dick

Better than nothing.

God this buffet sucks.

Better than a poke in the brown eye with a sharp dick.

by Shuaman December 30, 2021