santa claus moment

When a small child sits on Mankind's lap, causing him to realize his life calling as a Santa Claus.

"You had a Santa Claus moment," said an already living Santa Claus to Mankind. -from the documentary I am Santa Claus. 2014 .

by ElGatoGuapo October 12, 2017

Santa

An obese old man who breaks into you’re home in the middle of the night and kisses you’re wife. And is generally know as a stalker.

Man I’m being stalked must be santa

by Toasterbath1257 December 10, 2020

Santa

Another, more fucked up, personality of Satan

"What did you ask Santa for this year Timmy?"
"I asked for dad to come back"

by ThatBoyFromSchool June 6, 2021

Santa

A Little B*tch Who Stalks You And Breaks Into Your House With A Crowbar. Kiddos Know Ur Predators

Santa Claus’ Broke Little Paymoney A** Broke Into My House For My Cookies

by URBAN DICTIONARY NEEDS MY HELP December 7, 2018

ghetto santa

Jerome

Jerome is the worlds best ghetto Santa

by a+t<3 December 26, 2021

santa

nonexistent

santa is not real

by 696-969-6969 December 4, 2020

Operation Santa Claus

Secretly placing tracking devices in 500 different gifts, then dropping them off at all the registered Toys for Tots bins in the State of New Jersey. Next, sit back and watch.

Operation Santa Claus was a slam dunk, since the tags wouldn't be discovered until the operation was over.

by Tin Man 8 October 30, 2022