When one strangles their penis and testicles at the base, causing their member to turn blue - then taking your sack and throwing it up over the top of your shaft. This is referred to as a Blue Santa.
"Brian got drunk at the work Christmas party again, after one too many fireball shots he showed pulled his pants down and showed the entire office his Blue Santa!"
by D Kay December 18, 2023
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by Kinkysauce3000 October 25, 2019
Get the jaden Santa mug.The biggest Hoe going, she likes to suck a lot of dick, the biggest cock sucker you will ever meet.
You will never enjoy her suckin you dick.
She loves cock her body count us about 99+
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She loves cock her body count us about 99+
by Santa Tihomirova October 27, 2019
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S “You’ve been a naughty boy.” *beats with stick* B “Santy please!” S “Fuck uou bitch.”
S “You’ve been a naughty boy.” *beats with stick* B “Santy please!” S “Fuck uou bitch.”
by amanwhodestroysyourmumspuss November 15, 2021
Get the Santa mug.A really pretty person that can make you smile nonstop without knowing. She’s really pretty, even if you don’t know her irl. She can be loving, and can maje you smile through the screen. I talk about her so much, even my irl friends know about her. I love her so much <3 She makes people feel happy about themselves, and she can’t talk bad about people. She’s really caring when it’s about you. She’s the best person I’ve ever met in my entire life. She makes me feel so well about myself, and she can be wholesome too. Sometimes I just want to tell her “Marry me” but she’d respond with “I’m loyal, I’m married to @durex” </3 She still is a person you can really trust, and that you must love :))
You can’t just hate her. She’s way too cute for this <3
I love her so much, not even words explain my expressions right now. I feel so special whenever getting all those Good night texts or Good morning texts. They make me feel so loved, so supported, they make me feel something I’ve never felt /pos
Samanta, if you’re reading this
I love you so much <33
You can’t just hate her. She’s way too cute for this <3
I love her so much, not even words explain my expressions right now. I feel so special whenever getting all those Good night texts or Good morning texts. They make me feel so loved, so supported, they make me feel something I’ve never felt /pos
Samanta, if you’re reading this
I love you so much <33
Me: Omg I’ve stayed up until 4 AM this time talking to someone
Irl friend: Was it Samanta or Santa, however you call her?
Me: Yeah, how did you know?
Irl friend: You always talk to her until it’s really late. I want what you and Samanta have
Irl friend: Was it Samanta or Santa, however you call her?
Me: Yeah, how did you know?
Irl friend: You always talk to her until it’s really late. I want what you and Samanta have
by marrymeplzz November 20, 2021
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