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San Jose Stumble

The loss of one's footing through the front door after yet another night of skinning the neighborhood cats and fucking them in the ass.
Jimmy woke me up coming home late again last night.

Let me guess. San Jose Stumble?
Ya. You betcha.
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san diego creampie 

when a man from san diego cums in ur face then cuts his dick off
i'm scarred for life, i just received a san diego creampie

san martin rodriguez 

The Man , The Myth ,The Legend..

Self - Made

Is perfect for any lady!
"San Martin Rodriguez Is The Man" said the ladies.

San Jose Christian School 

A Christian middle school that will inevitably either lead you into a bout of spiraling depression and turn you into an aethiest or will turn you into uber Christain. SJCS is literally hell with a several thousand dollar tuitions. And God forbid, literally, that you're not the whitest bitch on the planet. If you have even an ounce of melanin in your body you will stick out like a soar thumb. And if you don't like someone in your class, well have fun with that, because there are basically like 9 students per class. This piece of Christian trash loves to feed student directly into Valley Christian High School which is arguably 100x worse, with basically biweekly drug/locker checks, because what else do teenagers do. And somehow after years of not being near this cursed middle school, and you may be even at college, you will never forget that place aka hell.

Weren't you supposed to learn that in middle school?

Yeah, but I went to SJCS.
San Jose Christian School: a school from hell where all you learn about is how to be a good Christian, and that global warming isn't real.

san fransico bird feeder 

To suck your own or anothers cum out of a persons ass, then spit it into their mouth. Like a mother bird feeding her young.
Last night while we were making love, to connect on a deeper level i let him give me a san fransico bird feeder. it was salty but fun!

San Francisco Trick or Treating 

Stealing $950 or less from store because police no longer respond and store owners will be sued if they touch shoplifters.
Yo, Jamal would you like to go San Francisco Trick or Treating with me?
The new iPhone is just $949!