Cloudy Punch

After getting a blow job, you cum in the eyes of the person who blew you. While the person is wiping his or her eyes, you punch the person in the face as hard as you can.

1. I'm always cloudy punching my girlfriend.
2. She's had a cloudy punch before.
3. I will cloudy punch her twice.
4. How many times do you think Paris Hilton's been cloudy punched?

by The Biggest Klive ever, a.k.a. Klivey Mclive September 23, 2008

snucker punch

when you punch someone one when they aren't looking.

Johnie--Judy snucker punched me, so I am going to sue her.

by Forky-Hairpull April 2, 2010

town punch

A very easy woman. So easy, it is said that every guy in town has had her.

Guy one: "I need to get laid!"
Guy two: "There is always Amanda."
Guy one: "The town punch?!? I'm not THAT desperate!"

by Char H January 11, 2006

beetus punch

A blow so hard directed toward ones pancreas, that the end result is the development of type 1 diabetes. A beetus punch shouldn't be given if your victim is pregnant or nursing, due to the chance they already have gestational diabetes, or if they have heart disease, high blood pressure, or any amputations... because it is pointless to try and give someone diabetes if they already have diabetes.

I successfully gave someone a beetus punch yesterday, and today they had to schedule an appointment with an endocrinologist.

by zackaryn September 10, 2010

Yoshi Punch

When you punch someone so hard in the back of the head their tongue comes out, usually in a sexual act.

I totally yoshi punched this girl last night

by Kelso411 August 25, 2011

crowd punch

during a concert (most commonly rock/metal shows) leaping over and/or onto the crowd and punching that more so effects concert goers that are generally watching the performance rather than the participants in the moshpit

Dude! Did you see that? That kid just jumped up over 2 kids and crowd punched like 3 people!

by NefaRious_DaRcy December 31, 2007

punch dick

a person who is such an asshole that kicking them where the sun doesn't shine is too much of compliment. They must be punched in their dick for adequate humiliation.

The pretentious jerk in my Russian class thinks he knows everything; he is such a punch dick.

by 191704812123 August 24, 2009