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delic psycho

The feeling you get after taking psychedelics. or to quote Juice WRLD's rich and blind "Sometimes when I'm high, I feel high in reverse" .
Bro 1:"Are you high"
Bro 2: "No I'm delic psycho"
by emiwaybantaianimehentai March 18, 2022
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motor-psyched

When you notice what appears as an empty space in a parking lot full of parked vehicles, only to momentarily find out a motorcycle or sometimes a much smaller vehicle is parked there as you drive your vehicle closer to the space when you try to take that spot.

A play on the word "motorcycle" and the phrase "Psyche!"
I saw a free-looking spot to park. Then I got motor-psyched, so I had to keep looking for a different spot.
by Xaxamos May 13, 2022
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ABSOLUTE PSYCHO

Okay, if I... if I chop you up in a meat grinder, and the only thing that comes out, that's left of you, is your eyeball, you'r- you're PROBABLY DEAD! You're probably going to - not *you,* I'm just sayin', like, if you- if somebody were to, like, push you into a meat grinder, and, like, your- one of your *finger bones* is still intact, they're not gonna pick it up and go, "Well see, yeah it wasn't deadly, it wasn't an instant kill move! You still got, like, this part of your finger left!" NO I'M NOT GONNA PUT YOU INTO A MEAT GRINDER. I'M NOT GONNA PUT YOU INTO A MEAT GRINDER. NO. I'm making a *reference* to the fact that, like, if I, like, if I were to get fucking KILLED... I don't know, YOU KNOW WHAT I'M SAYIN'. If- if- okay, if you were to- okay we're gonna take humans out of this, if alien Globgobglobgo 1 fuckin' shoots a disintegrating ray at alien Globglo 2, if there's only fucking *TEETH LEFT,* it's- it's fucking *you're dead, you're dead*.

"If I were to put you in a meat grinder," goddamnit, it's so fucked up! You understand what I'm sayin' though, I'm not actually saying that I'm going to put somebody in a *meat grinder,* goddamnit. Whatever.
That ABSOLUTE FUCKING PSYCHO THREATENED TO PUT ME IN A MEAT GRINDER. ABSOLUTE PSYCHO MEANS JERMA985.
by TwitchChatReal1984 August 10, 2022
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non-psychiatric illness

An illness where the doctors could find a tangible cause through modern methods of divination (such as blood tests and x-rays) and therefore feel confident that potions, cutting, and the application of poisons with powerful paradoxical mojo will surely work and not be wasted. Such illnesses are called "structural", the opposite of which is "functional." When divination methods fail or produce ambiguous results, the patient is said to have a functional or psychiatric illness and is given specific time periods to bitch and moan about imaginary problems. This is not considered respectable because it fails to promote the position and power of the medical profession.
-You know how that weirdo Craig acts like such a psycho, crying all the time, yelling, making no sense, frothing at the mouth and all kinds of other scary shit?
-Oh yeah, I told the dude straight up that he needs professional help.
-OMG, dude! Turns out they did an x-ray on his head. It's all kinds of messed up in there. Turns out Craig has a non-psychiatric illness.
-No way! That is so weird. Well, anyone who acts like that needs professional help anyway, IMHO.
by KeepItSweet November 17, 2022
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Perfect psychic

The most powerful form in existence created purely by psychic energy, nothing may be more powerful or stronger than this

This form can obliterate the entire memeverse 1,000,000,000 times over using less than 0.00000001% of its power.

It is immune to all forms of psychic power and hypnotisation.

Beings such as chuck noris have not survived even the softest flick.
Perfect psychic Is a form i really want to achieve
by anonymous January 9, 2023
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Welcome to the thing we are all doing... At this point in time we are experiencing...
Hym "The (Psychic) Dictatorship of 'the people you SHOULD be listening to'. It's one large Tu Quoque fallacy. You can see it everywhere. All over YouTube. They don't just arbitrate what you should think or how you should behave... They also dictate 'Who should or should not be listened to.' YOU NEED TO BE TOLD THAT BY YOUR BETTERS APPARENTLY!

Literally 98% of the YouTubers "Don't listen to THEM! You don't even have to listen to ME... But you SHOULD be listening to ME IN ABSTRACTION as someone who WOULD say the things I WOULD SAY to reinforce my ideological presuppositions!"

Hym "See that? ☝️ THAT right there is something to watch out for..."
by Hym Iam August 11, 2023
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APD psychiatry

A wrong planet syndrome autistic man or woman forced out of his house due to APD government interference put in daycare for in-home slavery and detainment transportation plus PCM protocols and drugged up with voltage supplement treatment with voltage in the brain into the neurons with an intellectual disability
And figured out yesterday that he's legally allowed to be a pilot and that the whole time he actually had an intellectual disability meaning he's highly intelligent or she's highly intelligent and started a composition journal the next day after growing an Butt on television for 6 years voltage equals distance divided by time whoops I'm Nikolai Tesla
APD psychiatry, government group home, voltage treatment, voltage equals distance divided by time
by Zachary O'Donnell September 11, 2023
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