Playinghand

A thing type species that has no legs and almost (but not really) resembles a hand

The Playinghands had to embark on another adventure through time

by The Playinghand Show May 19, 2020

playin' some mario

cheating on an affair with a member of the same sex,
while defeating Bowser.

"Dude, Anna and Kira are gonna be "playin' some mario" this weekend ;) ."
"That's hot, doesnt Anna have an affair going on already?"
"Yup, shes gonna get on him while they're defeating Bowser."
"Those are some hot chicks."
Yeahhh."

by Kirby945 June 21, 2010

Plawing

The act of a cat clawing you with their paws when they are trying to get comfortable on your skin, or through your clothes, those claws sure do hurt sometimes..

Dude why is your cat plawing me! It's weirding me out bro.

by Laisea December 31, 2012

Playin on them

When you hustlin them or leadin them to an L by purposely making them underestimate you.

You can act on the W right away or not it’s up to you how you playem

Hood rat: Yung gawd always say his thang lil…

Hood rat 2: girl it make yo leg shake. He playin ya…

Hater: how come he always playin on them and still be gettin it in

by Real Young G August 22, 2021

Guatemalan Praying Mantis

Identification: Guatemalan Mantises (guat mantids) are among the nastiest hood rats found in the general population. Adults range from 5 to 6 ft long, are dark, & usually brown, or yellowish (jaundice-drug or alcohol use). The females have big boobs & big front arms consisting of long jagged nails to attack sexual competition & random hoes. The male tends to be tatted, drunk & high on drugs. The vernacular/tone of this mantis consists of yelling & belligerence. Their large heads can rotate about 180 degrees & have large, bulging eyes. The term “Praying” comes from a common occurrence of vomiting on the weekends.

Lookalikes: Guat Mantids are not distinctive & can be confused with other mantids such as the Mexican & Puerto Rican variety. But the Guat genus is far more lazy, violent & volatile than it’s Mexican cousin, relating closer to its Puerto Rican relative.

Life Cycle: The Guat genus does not typically live a long life. The males succumb to gang violence, drug overdoses, & domestic abuse. The female tends to live longer than the male. It drains the lifeblood, bank accounts & credit cards of its mate slowly, & instead of decapitating it’s mate like other mantises, it’s aggressive & confrontational to the rest of the mantis population, further alienating its mate.

Habitat: Unfortunately, infestations of Guat Mantids are found throughout N. America, but you can primarily find them at terrible bars, clubs, & the streets. They lurk in the shadows waiting for prey to arrive.

Heard your friend George married a Guatemalan Praying Mantis. I hope he’s ready for a life of misery, craziness and isolation.

by bertrando1 May 23, 2023

Dinner Plating

When you shit on a frisbee and throw it at someone.

Dude, I can't believe he was caught dinner plating.

by Ryunoku July 15, 2023

Praying Mantis

Used to describe one's physical position when seated next to a seat bitch on an airplane or bus. In the seated position -- Both elbows are centered in above the stomach and the hands remain above the elbows. This ensures that no part of the body is allowed, remains, or otherwise intrudes upon another's seating or personal space.

I sat next to this seat bitch on my plane. My ass was doing the Praying Mantis the whole way!

by Biatch551 September 18, 2005