Manlet Pit

A hole in the ground where manlets are found. Typically located in your local gym. Here the petite and effeminate manlet boys compare high heels, pay homage to their hero Randy Newman by singing Short People, futilely lift weights, jerk each other off and bitterly complain about women. Misery loves company. That's why the manlet pit is especially packed on Friday evenings and weekends because that's when normal people go out to socialize and have a great time. A concept that is, of course, completely foreign to a deeply insecure and comically stunted manlet pit inhabitant.

I just stepped over the manlet pit to hit the squat rack - WTF is going on down there? Just the usual, don't even worry about it bro. Everybody knows that short people got no reason.

by ManletDepreciator July 30, 2024

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Burn pit boys

The littest partys in the area

Yo bro u going to the Burn Pit Boys party tonight

by BPB FOREVER November 8, 2018

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Pit-and-Run

A "pit-and-run" is a play on the term "hit-and-run" where a pit-bull takes the place of the vehicle.

"Pit and Run" refers to the phenomena where owners of aggressive pit-bulls flee the scene of random maulings carried out by their "fur-babies" in an attempt to avoid legal consequences. This parallels the behavior of perpetrators of vehicular hit-and-runs.

Pit-bulls are responsible for the majority of dog-bite fatalities in the United States in spite of their comparatively small share of the canine population of the country. Many of these fatalities are attributable to pit-and-run incidents. The percentage of owners whose actions are said to constitute a pit-and-run who are ultimately apprehended is not known.

by BSL Patriot July 28, 2024

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