Pearce

The Gretchen Wieners of male thots
Thinks he's funny but is just a boring brunette
His friends dont even like him that much
He is SO not fetch

Pearce has no top lip (no shade no tea just FACTS)

by Turtle127359 February 21, 2019

digging for pearls

digging in your nose for large boogers

My nose was bothering me so I went digging for pearls.

by Liz K. January 30, 2007

pearly-white

pearly-white is the color of my cum.

Xander's cum is ivory-colored, but mine is pearly-white!

by USAF Cadet September 16, 2021

pearl harbour

While getting a blow-job, you show no inclination you're about to cum - then "suprise attack"- you cum in her mouth.

She was going harder thinking I was a long time cuming, then I shoot her a pearl harbour

by Christian Dedfoe December 10, 2008

Pearl maker

An individual that can irritate you so intensely that you innately form a defensive response in order to deal with their very presence.

Jake: So me an Jay were sitting on the TA trying to see what were gonna do this weekend. Then White comes over talking all this BS and pissin us off!
Tim: Yeah, White's a real Pearl maker.

by Painkiller2-3 October 23, 2008

pearl jam

A music group that didn't accomplish much more then inspire an amazing band called Creed that ended up rocking Saskatoon radio for a good 5 years with the same song.

Mike: Is this Pearl Jam?
Albert: This band fucking sucks and sounds nothing like Pearl Jam.

by M DOGG July 29, 2005

Pearl Harbor

When a female is giving a male head she quietly and unexpectedly licks her index finger and shoves it up the males rectum. ITs a horrible, unfortunate event that the male could have seen coming, had he took the whole picture into perspective.

Kevin screamed in anquish after Misty gave him a pearl harbor.

by joshgreenrules January 11, 2006