Panda

A useless, meaningless, sexless person who does nothing except eat and sleep, much like that of the animal, the Great Panda.

I went on a date with a really cute guy. But when I saw that he didn't have a job, eat more than I did, and wasn't interested in any of my sexual advances, I knew he was a panda.

by Marsupial1/2*2 June 2, 2011

panda

adderall

We each ate a few pandas and wandered around all night, trying to figure out the meaning of life, but mainly just apologizing for cutting each other off too much.

by prozak42 November 14, 2011

panda

a black male that prefers white females.

The equivalent of a 'snow bunny'

That guy only dates white girls, he's a panda

by pandasRus August 9, 2012

panda-pop

the feelings of umitaged love to one person...emily...the most wonderous personin the world..also the most beautliful..panda-pop transends love

i panda-pop you emily

by M January 3, 2005

Sad Panda

A term often misused in a multitude of ways. It is not an acceptable synonym for “I’m in a sad mood”, “you’ve made me sad”, or “I’m emo now”. It should not be said in any circumstance ever. It SHOULD stay on South Park and the commercial that South Park spoofed off of. IF it is in fact used in every day conversation it should be known that it means “I can’t come up with my own jokes and I’m probably only even saying this to annoy people because in my immature state of mind I find that funny.”

Person One: "Sad Panda."
Person Two: "YOU'RE A FUCKTARD" ::ends life::

by ImAlwaysRight February 13, 2008

panda-eyes

a coolidiculous term for a white male who has black make-up around his eyes, thus resembling a panda.

if your gf turns you into a panda-eyes f-sag, just laugh it off, and let her a bit of fun.

by Sexydimma September 8, 2014

A Panda

When a male receives head from either sex finding the right safe moment (when you can be sure no teeth are involved) to issue two black eyes with a swift but effective double fist making the cock sucker look like a panda

I was getting a gobble from Audrey last night and the moment caught me so I gave her a panda! BOOM

by Toe Man May 3, 2007