Farm to Table

The act of shaving, then eating, pubic hair of your partner.
James: Hey Kareem, what's up man? How'd your date go last night?

Kareem: Way better then expected. This was the 4th date I went on with Dolores and she's kind of kinky.
James: Is she? She seems pretty tame up when we all got together at the fish fry last weekend.
Kareem: I know she does, but we had some drinks last night and were talking about fetishes. She asked mine and I told her I love farm to table. She was into it.

James: The fuck is farm to table?
Kareem: Shaving a girls pussy, laying it up on her stomach, then nibbling/eating it until it's gone. A girl can do it to me as well if she wants.

James: I have no words...
by hairy_teeth September 27, 2021
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Sob Farm

when someone says something unfunny or outrageous on purpose to get sob reacted
by allthegliterr February 27, 2025
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boone's farm slush puppy

A poopy explosion brought on by drinking too much Boone's Farm in which the desecration happens on the feet.
"Man, I brought this girl back from the bar and she Boone's Farm Slush Puppy (ied) all over me."
by SLUTPUPPY69 April 29, 2018
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farm fiesta

verb. Going to a farm just to fuck all the animals such as goats, pigs, chickens, ducks, etc.
Last night I went to my buddy Garretts house and had a farm fiesta.
by jkray22 February 14, 2019
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farm fiesta

Going to a farm and fucking all the animals. Such as pigs, goats, horses, ducks, chickens, etc.
I went to my buddy Garrett's house and had a farm fiesta.
by jkray22 February 14, 2019
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Friends On Farm

the youtube channel group that has 5 people with over 80 subscribers and posts fun videos and vlogs.
Hey what are you watching?

Oh I am watching “Friends on Farm” on youtube!
by Friends on Farm July 07, 2021
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farming and grinding

mother : Dillon, are you farming and grinding again? I mean in terms of coming home from school and playing computer games instead of doing homework, and then being disappointed about your grades?

Dillon: Lol, farming and grinding is actually the key to the biological survival of any species, including humans, because, we humans, are creatures of habit.

mother: yes, but if you know that what you are doing is going to kill you, you either die off, or adapt, i.e try doing things differently, if i may put my rant in biological perspective for you. That's the moral of the fable for you for today.
by Sexydimma June 22, 2013
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