Fresh off the farm

Fresh out of jail

Bruh? Where you been I ain't seen you in a minute?

Cuz I'm fresh off the farm been in the halway since last month

by Freshbandz91 November 19, 2018

American Farming

when you fuck her in the ass and she shits on your dick and you take it out and fuck her pussy and add the seed

me and my wife went American farming last night

by Thanos101 February 18, 2020

farm handed

To shit in your hand and hit someone with it in the face

Poop dick on farm handed

by fhejgjd February 09, 2015

Farm-Aholic

People that are super addicted to Facebook game, Farmville...

Yoshi - Whatcha doing?

Mrs. Villa - I'm on my farmville....

Yoshi - Oh, you're one of those ppl so called Farm-Aholics...

by Yoshimaticz November 05, 2010

Farm to Table

The act of shaving, then eating, pubic hair of your partner.

James: Hey Kareem, what's up man? How'd your date go last night?

Kareem: Way better then expected. This was the 4th date I went on with Dolores and she's kind of kinky.
James: Is she? She seems pretty tame up when we all got together at the fish fry last weekend.
Kareem: I know she does, but we had some drinks last night and were talking about fetishes. She asked mine and I told her I love farm to table. She was into it.

James: The fuck is farm to table?
Kareem: Shaving a girls pussy, laying it up on her stomach, then nibbling/eating it until it's gone. A girl can do it to me as well if she wants.

James: I have no words...

by hairy_teeth September 27, 2021

farm fiesta

Going to a farm and fucking all the animals. Such as pigs, goats, horses, ducks, chickens, etc.

I went to my buddy Garrett's house and had a farm fiesta.

by jkray22 February 14, 2019

farm fiesta

verb. Going to a farm just to fuck all the animals such as goats, pigs, chickens, ducks, etc.

Last night I went to my buddy Garretts house and had a farm fiesta.

by jkray22 February 14, 2019