by L Maddison January 25, 2005
A Bart Simpson saying referring to his desire for another to eat his knee length trouser like articles of clothing.
Parents Evening
Principal Skinner: ''Now Bart, you just come back here right now and clean up this mess''
Bart: ''Eat My Shorts''
Homer: ''Why you little...say sorry to Principal Skinner boy''
Ralph: ''Don't worry about it Principple Skipster''
Principal Skinner: ''Now Bart, you just come back here right now and clean up this mess''
Bart: ''Eat My Shorts''
Homer: ''Why you little...say sorry to Principal Skinner boy''
Ralph: ''Don't worry about it Principple Skipster''
by Brendan April 07, 2003
by Derexan October 21, 2003
by kenny webster December 06, 2008
A term used to dehumanize short men. On the basis of this prejudiced term, a short man isn't allowed to do anything assertive, confident, or generally masculine without being accused of overcompensating or having short man's syndrome.
Whereas if a taller man exhibited the same exact behavior, nobody would bat an eyelash.
Whereas if a taller man exhibited the same exact behavior, nobody would bat an eyelash.
I rudely shoved that short guy at the bar out of my way, and he got all angry about it. Talk about short man's syndrome!
by cosmiccountrynoir April 24, 2011
"So...Frank called me on my birthday, and then he asked me if he could borrow some money."
"Frank...That guy's a real short sleeved magician
"Frank...That guy's a real short sleeved magician
by abyssion8 February 26, 2010
A demeaning phrases to explain the
everyday behaviour or reactions of a
shorter man. This circular definition
is very much like the black man's
supposed "chip on the shoulder," or a
female's "penis envy".
It is a device to excuse discrimination
by blaming the recipient of that
discrimination.
everyday behaviour or reactions of a
shorter man. This circular definition
is very much like the black man's
supposed "chip on the shoulder," or a
female's "penis envy".
It is a device to excuse discrimination
by blaming the recipient of that
discrimination.
Redneck 1: "Hey, that guy got angry when I ridiculed him for being short."
Redneck 2: "He did? I guess that must be short man's syndrome."
Redneck 2: "He did? I guess that must be short man's syndrome."
by don May 01, 2004