commercial meat

Term of an endearment for the person that you ignore while watching your favorite shows. The only attention given is during commercial breaks.

Girl: "Hey babe! Love you! You're my little shmuckers. What are you doing at the computer? I can't believe this chick on tv...she's a mess. You there, babe? I need to see what happens next week cuz these people are crazy. We can watch it together!

Guy: "I'm just your commercial meat...I know your games. I haven't heard anything from you for like 15 minutes and now I'm getting a concentrated blast of attention that's almost too overwhelming."

by TallCan211 December 13, 2009

meat collar

excessive fatty flesh at the jowl

Bobby Bacala . . . in better shape, sure, but he never lost the meat collar.

by Edgar J. July 18, 2007

THE Meat Party

An annual fantasy football auction draft typically held in Pelham, AL since circa 2012 where smoked meats abound, and the beer & peach shine overflow. This event is more commonly known as THE Summitt, and is organized by a ginger of the democratic persuasion. The very best ribs and smoked meats are had by all in attendance. Artisan salsas and Peleton races are also quite commonplace at THE Meat Party. Sponsored by THE Mike & Deck Show, attendees of this event are generally avid supporters of Kelly Kapowski.

Who brings a protein bar to THE Meat Party?

by Thump Thump Thump December 17, 2021

Tainted Meat

When a girl (eg. Caitlin) is ragged about by a famous rapper (eg. Big T) she is then tainted and no men would want to enter her cave of doom.

Nah mate her batty stinks she’s also tainted meat due to getting a big Blackpool slong inside her.

by PadddeeTheNonce February 29, 2020

backseat meat

The act of someone eating or beating someone else's meat in the backseat of a car.

Stoner Dude 1 : Dude I was in an uber with my girl on the way to the weed shop and we got hella bored so I gave her some backseat meat and she took it like a boss until the uber driver made us get out of the car and we had to walk to the smokeshop naked!
Stoner Dude 2 : Dude no fuckin way!!! know take a hit from dis bong

by Pussy Licker 69 420 September 27, 2019

Meat Barrel

Another way to describe a fleshlight or someone who is a quadruple amputee and does porn.

Man thanks for letting me use your meat barrel.
You ever watch some of that meat barrel porn?

by Zimzalabim June 19, 2019

meat slit

A vagina.

"Let me see your meat slit."

by medusadetected August 26, 2023