“I got Post Officed by my Boss today for stuff he never completed”
“I’m going to Post Office the guy as I fucked up but I’m not taking the heat for it”
“I’m going to Post Office the guy as I fucked up but I’m not taking the heat for it”
by PostmansHorizon January 11, 2024
Get the Post Officedmug. Any sort of weapons the weird guy on your floor may use against you in retaliation for confronting him for stealing your lunch. Office weapons include but are not limited to: ballpoint pen, pencil(mechanical or wooden), scissors, stapler, staple remover, box cutter, power cord, scalding hot coffee, computer monitor, etc.
After confronting Garry about filching my tuna sandwich, he threatened me with a number of office weapons.
by Jahbreezy February 18, 2015
Get the office weaponsmug. An Eastlake Legend
From 2018-2021 the man himself gave us great quality memes of Eastlake High School. A True Blue Titan!
From 2018-2021 the man himself gave us great quality memes of Eastlake High School. A True Blue Titan!
by Urban49 January 31, 2022
Get the Officer Brent 69mug. The kind of guy who thinks he's protecting someone from someone else with a knife by shooting them, rather than disarming them. Shooting is quicker, and there is less risk of injury to the officer involved, but it's also irreversible to the person getting shot and to their family.
There is no easy way to keep somebody who really wants to cut somebody up from doing it, but Officer Big Daddy does have more options than one, even if he doesn't like the hard ones that go with wearing a badge. If you really don't want to have to do anything physically hard at a time you least want to, there really are other jobs you won't endanger people at by making split second decisions that take a life, and assuming that it was always the right move.
by Solid Mantis April 21, 2021
Get the Officer Big daddymug. It is a very evil little place that controls all spaces and calendars pertaining to student org activities, run by tiny little gremlins 'interns' and one big gremlin 'mike' armed with computers and the singular ability to order white folding chairs. they are here to 'help' you. ostensibly.
(Defn credit to Catherine Buxton)
(Defn credit to Catherine Buxton)
Maddy: "I have to get permission to use the mug"
Doug: "Ugh, have fun with the gremlins in the SARC office"
Doug: "Ugh, have fun with the gremlins in the SARC office"
by vassvass123 October 30, 2011
Get the SARC Officemug. A great Roblox game where you have to find weapons and survive tasks until the last person is standing. Your coworkers will be mentally unstable and will try to kill you.
by Labradoodle 2190 November 4, 2023
Get the The Office Experimentmug. pronounced like other foreign languages - chinese, japanese, office-ese. pronounced - office "ease".
description - the cliche, usually trendy language spoken by corporate office / executive types to make themselves seem more intelligent / important than they are, or so busy, or just cool / "in the know" amongst their corporate world colleagues, etc.
description - the cliche, usually trendy language spoken by corporate office / executive types to make themselves seem more intelligent / important than they are, or so busy, or just cool / "in the know" amongst their corporate world colleagues, etc.
examples of cliche words / phrases- Having said that, if you will, essentially, so to speak, others - dude, I wish I could help you, but i'm totally slammed / swamped / jammed. "Thank you / Thanks so much", although never spoken in a way that feels really sincere at all.
I wish she would stop speaking office-ese, she's so annoying.
OMG I really wish Brad would chill (stop) with the office-ese. It's totally annoying.
I wish she would stop speaking office-ese, she's so annoying.
OMG I really wish Brad would chill (stop) with the office-ese. It's totally annoying.
by optical1 March 11, 2011
Get the office-esemug.