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Nothing to write home about

something is not very interesting, special, or exciting; it's ordinary, unremarkable, or just mediocre
“I went to a new restaurant, but the food was nothing to write home about”
by RealTalkDisco September 22, 2025
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Nothic

A person who either had unrestricted access to the internet as a child, or became chronically online later, and experienced significant changes in personality and ability to function as a result.

The constant stream of information for more than ten hours a day, and bearing witness to the worst of humanity on a daily basis, can chip away at the mind until a person turns into something else entirely.

The most common trait is developing ideas, interests, and theories that no healthy human being would ever conceive of, and freely speaking about it like it’s normal.

Their speech patterns may mimic those seen on social media or forums to such an extreme that they cannot be understood in normal conversation. They may become hypersexual, extremely isolated, develop intense mood swings or a vestigial attention span, or adopt a general loathing and distrust toward other human beings. They may even become susceptible to ai psychosis, in which they view an LLM as a sentient being and prefer its company to real people.

Their condition may be reflected in a dramatic change in appearance, lack of hygiene, or squalid living conditions.

Named after a one-eyed gremlin-looking critter from Dungeons and Dragons, which is created when the deity Vecna curses a wizard for obtaining arcane knowledge they weren’t supposed to see. These creatures have been stripped of all their previous power and mental faculties, and even though they look creepy, you can’t help but feel bad for them.
1: Hey, I haven’t talked to Jim in a while, how’s he doing?

2: Don’t bother, guy’s a nothic now. Last time I spoke with him, he went on a manic rant about colorful pills, and a “genetic lottery,” and how he wanted all women to be lobotomized upon sexual maturity so the need for consent would be eliminated.

1: . . . What the fuck??

2: That’s what I was thinking. So I was completely honest with him, told him he sounded like he needed some serious help, like asap, but then he threw a shoe at me and yelled at me to “GET THE FUCK OUT OF MY ROOM, PERFORMATIVE SOYCUCK. YOUR SEED WILL NEVER BE SPREAD!” He almost spilled a piss bottle and tripped on his beard doing that. It’s down past his feet now.

1: Oh my god.

2: His roommate isn’t much better. He’s a misanthrope, and not even in, like, the ideological way, he genuinely wants to cause a mass extinction of people. He’s written dozens of whole articles about his fantasies on it, and pinned them all to his wall. He also stopped washing his hair because he thinks there’s “mind-controlling microbes” in the shampoo.

1: Is there anything we can do to help?

2: I’ve already called for a wellness check on them today. I love those guys, and I hope they can get better and lead a happy, healthy life someday, but sometimes you just gotta love people like that from a distance.
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Nothing

Well, nothing, literally
Hey dude, nothing
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nothing beats a jet 2 holiday

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nothing beats a jet2 holiday

Pretty much the only meme that’s not some weird and nonsensical AI brainrot, dangerous challenge or of an offensive manner or represents or promotes racism, sexism or any other illicit activity.
nothing beats a jet2 holiday is the only non offensive or non ai slop viral meme that took 2025 by storm.
by iPhone=Airbus, Samsung=Boeing October 10, 2025
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nothingburger

A term used to express an opinion to an argument, drama, conflict, when it causes unnecessary stress about unimportant things.
> Friend 1: There was beef in this game
> Friend 2: OK?
> Friend 1: priv server owner got pissed when we supposedly "hoarded" the bosses
> Friend 1: And locked the server cuz he couldnt get drops
> Friend 2: and that's it?
> Friend 1: Well one of his friends
> Friend 1: Also hoarded the bossess without telling us it spawned
> Friend 2: wow, big deal, isn't it? what a nothingburger of a beef
> Friend 1: The server owner is a crybaby
by RatTatBat April 29, 2025
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nothing ventured, nothing gained

you can't expect to achieve anything if you never take any risks.
"If you're too afraid to start a business, just remember that nothing ventured, nothing gained - sometimes you have to risk everything to be successful."
by Arminkshipper May 12, 2025
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