your mom

a word spit out at any given time or place when someone (most likely a complete idiot) has absolutely no idea what to say

Hilary: Have you beeen havin a affair?!
Bill: uhh...
Hilary: Tell me! Who have you been doin stuff with lately?
Bill: YOUR MOM!

by michael jackson November 21, 2003

Your Mom

Possibly the worst comeback in history that you can say, but everyone thinks it is so funny

I was talking to Nolan and called him a dumbass, and he said Your Mom is a dumbass.

by Theepicboss2 December 13, 2016

your a liar!

This is said by someone with trust issues. Even though your not lying your still branded a liar.

person 1: Where have you been? person 2: I was working late. person 1: Your a liar!

by jimmybomm June 4, 2020

Your Mom

The best answer to any possible question or comeback

Teacher: what is the square root of 69

Lil billy: the square root of me and your mom last night

Teacher: stop! that is enough!

Lil billy: that's not what your mom said last night!

Kid 1: hey you look like an ugly little faggot

Kid 2: you fuckin kidding me I look nothing like your mom

Your mom is a fucking fat hoe

by lil savage fuck June 25, 2019

Your mom

Lots of yo mama jokes

who the heck is that?
Your MOM!!!

Dude, yo mom is so fat she makes the moon look like a midget.

by Cheetah_speed119 July 19, 2019

Your..online.parent

There a really cool Person on tik Tok with 6.7k followers and he acts like your online parent and he’s really sweet ☺️

Person 1: have you seen Your..Online.parent ?

Person 2: no who are they?

Person 1: there a really cool person on tik tok you should check out there account

Person 2: ok 🥰

by Machis_crunchy_cvm_sock October 13, 2021

your dad

the person who left you for the milk

your dad left you kid

by meme boi 2947 June 8, 2022