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Johnny Donkey Dick

Big dick ex boyfriend of my girl who has lifetime pass 2 smash
She couldn't help a few times a year getting some of her favorite Johnny Donkey dick
by GingerStag23 September 29, 2022
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johnny nguyen core

a lifestyle aesthetic based around a 5.0 gpa, having really weird uber drivers, and watching gilmore girls on the same desk space everyday after school. this also entails knowing everything and nothing about chemistry class and constantly referring to oomf on corresponding private snapchat stories. understanding johnny nguyen core goes deeper than just a hit 2006 show about rory and loralai with a side of uber eats chick-fil-a, but also goes into the mindset of someone on true demon time. a menace and a cupcake. that is johnny nguyens core.
a: did you see that guy wearing blue fuzzy slippers?
b: omg yes! that is SO johnny nguyen core!
by kaleidokiki March 3, 2022
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johnny boys

ay yo jonhhy boys, u cnt do shit!
by spider June 16, 2004
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johnny pencil pusher

someone who pushes pencils, in an offensive or slightly irritating fashion. Someone who has nothing to do with their time but pushpencils, in the same niche as a baumer.
"conor your such a johnny pencil pusher!!"
"ben jokes milloy what have you been doing today besides pushing pencils?"
by Neil Hall November 19, 2006
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Johnny B. Burrito

wrapping your cock in a tortilla and serving it one a plate
I served Jody a Johnny B. Burrito for dinner...chili optional
by Jobertello November 13, 2009
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johnny depth-finder

An actor, who's most famous roles include:
-captain jack daniels on pirates of the celestial universe
-mort 'horse face' rainey on secret lindo
-jilbert snape on who's eating out jilbert snape's mom
-willy wanker on willy wanker and the black man who got caught in the chocolate river and ended up drowning, and then his family hired a lawyer and sued mr. wanker. they ended up winning in court and opposing council was forced to give up his factory 'ex libris' and it is now owned by the negro's family, hence why the candy is tainted with cocaine and tastes like shit.
-george lung on blow, a movie about oral sex.
-chicken mcchugget on that one 'ba-dah-bah-bah-bah' commercial for 'mickey d's'

fuck it, we'll do it live.
johnny depth-finder is a fuck.
someday, I may just have to throw this piece of shit out the window.
by liberalwizardtyler June 30, 2008
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Who Shot Johnny

When you and two other men were having a foursome with your wife, and someone shit diarrhea on her. Due to some wierd paralell universe shit and it was all three of you in different univere but also all of you and in one of the universes she was also cummed on.
by GangstaTargaryn September 24, 2019
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