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Dirt Nap

The act of passing out drunk to the point were your buddies can't tell if you're dead or just snoozing. Dirt naps usually occur in Las Vegas where the beer flows like wine, and last longer than a regular nights rest. The term is normally utilized to denote the uncertainty of the person's return for the next day's festivities.
Hey, where's your buddy from the craps table last night? He was a riot! "He's out cold taking a dirt nap." will he be back? " I have no clue."
by LDS14 May 25, 2018
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Mexican Nap

Taking a shit so righteous its considered giving anal birth; and then preceding to take a life changing hibernation session afterwards.
Has anyone seen Armando? He said he had to take a shit but its been a good hour.
He probably ran off and took a Mexican Nap!
by ItzNotor1ous September 19, 2023
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Cha Cha nap

A nap taken before a late night outing or party.
I’m tired as hell today, I’m gonna need a Cha Cha nap before we hit the club tonight.
by Chris123176 June 12, 2021
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Powder nap

When a bartender (or barback) goes into the small closet they call an office, and they take a line (or bump) of white powder (more specifically, cocaine)

Note: the door is typically halfway closed as they awkwardly lean over the keyboard/PC monitor
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Rapture nap

When you wake up from a nap and all your family/roommates are gone from your home. (Nothing left to do now except get high , jack off in a strange place, and wait for Jesus to come back for your sorry ass. )
I took a rapture nap, and everyone is now gone, and not answering their phones or text.
by Frank Gold February 2, 2023
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Goo nap

He goo napped after jerking off without even pulling his pants back up.
by SauceComet February 16, 2021
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Light Jerk and a Nap

When you're tired but still need to get rid of that woody before your nap.
"Just got home from work and I'm going to need a light jerk and a nap before going to happy hour"
by Jondus June 7, 2017
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