MUM

A funny name to call your mom when you are feeling funny.

Kid: Finds 20 bucks in the streets. Goes home.
Mom: Hey Bob!
kid: Hi MUM

by kurma March 13, 2018

your mum

I like big stinky penis and i love to gargle on smegma

guy 1: "hey do you know what time it is?"
guy 2: "ya your mum"
guy 1: ":/"

by DINGLELOID October 18, 2021

Mum's

A shortened version of the popular phrase "On my mother's life".

A: "My dad won the lottery."
B:"I don't believe you, Mum's?"
A:"Mum's fam"

by BBR2 June 3, 2018

Ur Mum is Gay

An insult which is the worst insult in the world, beating Ur Dad is Gay!

It is usually used by really immature 12 year olds being bored at lunch.

"Hey you, Ur Mum is Gay!"

by Your_Nash December 8, 2020

your mum i have fucked

lmao it might be true

i fucked your mum tyson, your mum i have fucked

by Memerlol March 24, 2021

UR MUM

IS IT JUST ME OR IS YOUR MUM LOOKING KINDA THICCCCC

UR MUM LOOKING VERY THICC

by haha,your,mum,go,brrrrrrrr November 29, 2021

Bambino Mums

A terms or category of, aesthetically pleasing mothers of Bambino kart drivers

Kieran’s doing great today at Buckmore Park Kart Track, but I’m more interested in his mum. You can’t beat bambino Mums, Wayne

by Luke_otk May 12, 2024