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Milf express lane

Fastest route possible to your moms front door. Also could be fastest route to moms back door.
Man it's been a long day, going to take the milf express lane before heading home.
by What you looking at my gut fer January 16, 2019
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Milf

"you know I love milf"
"yeah me too, my fav song is lights up"
by Tris_ January 24, 2022
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milf

did you see Laurens mom she's a Milf
by Ur_Mom_Eats_Pussy1723 November 30, 2021
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do you see that milf bruv
by MILF_lover May 25, 2022
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slaggy milf

If you have a friend called sky
by milf hoover March 24, 2021
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Milf

1: Mother I'd like to fuck.

2: Mother in late forties/fifties.
1. Yo, check out that milf. I wish I could tap that.

2. I'm a milf.
by Magic Mechanic January 8, 2022
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Dayummm look at that MILF over there I really wanna hit that.
by iimariexoii November 21, 2021
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