A very talented musician who could get every girl he would want, so if he chose you, then youre a lucky ass mf. He is genuine, kind, cute, handsome and so much more. Get yourself this handsome devil rn.
Girl 1. I wish I dated Martin Johannes.
Girl 2. I know, he is so talented oml.
Martin Johannes. I have so many options, idk who to choose.
Girl 2. I know, he is so talented oml.
Martin Johannes. I have so many options, idk who to choose.
by Alaskafocus4836 March 8, 2021
Get the Martin Johannesmug. When your some skinny white boy with one ear and the other one shriveled up like his ball sack and that thinks he's hitlers offspring and what's everyone to burn he has no friends u wish u smelt cow shit when he's around because he smells worse haven't showered in 14 years
I can see Martin coming down the road I can start smelling that God awful smell from here if he comes any closer im for sure guna get a case of the martinitis
by Lyncity07 October 4, 2021
Get the Martinitismug. by BIG MAN WITH BIG HOT DOG November 14, 2022
Get the Harry Martinmug. It's called much bodybuilding and then you can help the police, too. If you accept ,,Martinism" then you can watch movies like ,,Terminator 2". And you will get much attention if you look like a bodybuilder.
Man , Im a real man now - simply it is because I am very tall and I started bodybuilding... ,,Martinism"
by maasd the line June 22, 2024
Get the Martinismmug. by jhonnythemoney August 19, 2017
Get the manuel martinmug. She looks a little fat.
Oh, yeah, Martin? She’s a glutton.
Someone should check her for a calf.
I hate doing that.
Well, that’s why I said “someone.”
Oh, yeah, Martin? She’s a glutton.
Someone should check her for a calf.
I hate doing that.
Well, that’s why I said “someone.”
by minutemade002 December 24, 2023
Get the Martinmug. a pure stud with the phatest heart youll ever meet. a girl who loves to play in mud. like a stud. she is in fact a unique soul.
no one could ever complain about her except the fact that she noncomplainable.
she is very athletic and has a frat boy (chad) as her bf.
she is the worlds number one toilet unclogger (just ask her chad).
she has won awards with how speed she is.
If you want a good laugh go get you an Anne Martin.
KHFBM
no one could ever complain about her except the fact that she noncomplainable.
she is very athletic and has a frat boy (chad) as her bf.
she is the worlds number one toilet unclogger (just ask her chad).
she has won awards with how speed she is.
If you want a good laugh go get you an Anne Martin.
KHFBM
Wow that Anne Martin girl is pretty phat.
Chad: Yeah, my hun is the phattest girl in town
Anne Martin is the toilet clogger champion.
Chad: Yeah, my hun is the phattest girl in town
Anne Martin is the toilet clogger champion.
by bigmamagotups November 2, 2019
Get the Anne Martinmug.