Jordan 

The cutest guy ever. he also has a bit of a nerd in him but his nerdiness raises the cuteness factor. Though he may come as a douche bag at first, he'll open up to you in no time. Oh and he also sucks at hoola hooping!

OMG Jordan is so annoying but you gotta love him!

Jordan by itsmerosiebee June 18, 2011

Jordan Biggs 

a guy with great hair, snake bites, a wanna be emo, who has no respect for women, and is a pot head :D

Kelsey:Did that jordan Biggs dude text you back?
Abi:Yah, but i will never again text that loser
Kelsey:Why?
Abi: He wanted nude pics and was a pot head!!!
Kelsey: O:

Jordan Biggs by IDatedThisDouche July 23, 2011

Jordan fraction 

An improper, or "top-heavy" fraction, one in which the numerator is greater than the denominator. The term is derived from Ms Katie Price (aka Jordan), a glamour model of quite extraordinarily enhanced proportions.

An intentionally misleading and yet correct statement as to the time taken to accomplish a stated task.

I'll be along to assist you in a jordan fraction of a second (Just as soon as I've finished this coffee).

Jordan fraction by tony, not anthony May 18, 2006

Jordan Ruple 

Jordan Ruple, a different word for very large penis

Bob has a jordan ruple, and i like to ride it all night long, it is just massive.

Jordan Ruple by goddamnthesenames September 16, 2008

Jordan Hayes 

A guitarist in a band, Forever & Always, Drama Party, Here's to you, Best Thing Since You. Gorgeous smooth talented guy with amazing hair and a nice body. Born in California 1992 then moved to Florida to tour. Good in bed (we met on tour) ;] very nice and fun good with his mouth. Indie Hipster fo sur

Jordan Hayes is an amazing guitarist from florida .

i saw jordan hayes play at neptunes in tampa.

Jordan Hayes by Amandaneptunes November 19, 2012

Jordan Peterson's Dark Tetrad Traits 

Ok so yeah he does seem to think that only the 3% of people have these personality traits... SO, I made a list!

Hym "Here is a list of Jordan Peterson's Dark Tetrad Traits (with evidence!). Trait 1. Machiavellianism (Manipulation): Jordan likes to speak at a certain level of abstraction to obfuscate his beliefs (Regarding whether or not he believes in God or free will) and manipulate how he is conceptualized. Trait 2. Psychopathy (Parasitism): Has a parasitic relationship with his clients. Regularly using them for his own profit. Also parasitizes ME. Trait 3. Sadism Admits to having sadistic fantasies. Trait 4. Narcissism: Thinks he's "more competent" than everyone and thinks that anyone who even calls his integrity into question is jealous of him. Thinks he's above the rules and refuses to follow them. So... There you have it. Jordan Peterson's Dark Tetrad Traits. He's either part of the 3% or he's wrong."

Jordan Peterson's Dark Tetrad Traits by Hym Iam May 22, 2023

East Jordan 

Shit Hole

"I hate living in East Jordan"

East Jordan by Jack59 August 24, 2008