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Jordan Patterson

raccoons love digging in jordan patterson
by 123shoes😛 January 2, 2022
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Max jordan

Max Jordan loves his baby sisters vagina he loves licking it and sucking off his dad
by Joe porcelli February 6, 2022
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Jordan Arroyos

Jordan Arroyos(born April 20, 2009) is an American actor and online personality.
Jordan Arroyos is my spirit animal.
by Quoro February 1, 2021
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Michael Jordan

To palm someone’s head like a basketball
“I Michael Jordan’d this random dude’s bald head!”
by Alfrendo May 14, 2021
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Michael Jordan

The act of launching one's semen up in the air and into one's navel. The fluid must travel directly into the umbilicus for it to count as a Michael Jordan.
"Yo, I did a Michael Jordan last night!"
by Dr. Morningwood June 7, 2021
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Olivia Jordan

She is a Gamer girl who loves cats and is a famous super Model.

Olivia Jordan’s tend to be very loyal and caring, tell her a secret and it’s stuck to her for life.

Olivia Jordan is actually very funny once you get to know her; you’re lucky if she acts like her self around you.

She tends to have trust issues but is a very kind and caring person.

Most people don’t talk to Olivia Jordan because they think that she is a very boring and shy person, so don’t let go of her once she’s yours.

In conclusion, Olivia Jordan may seem shy at first but once you get to know the real her you will never want to leave her. She is gorgeous and would love you if you are very funny, she loves gamer boys.
“damn bro, I heard you liked Olivia Jordan.”

yeah man how can I not, just look at her.”

“yeah, but she’s mine”
by Degrading December 25, 2022
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hayley and jordan

A couple that has unconditional love for each other, once these two souls are together nothing can stop them. They love being with each other and can get lost in each other's eyes. They love watching sunsets and could care less about what others think of them, they are inseparable together and without each other, they feel empty they would drop anything if it meant they could be together in each other's arms they love being clingy and can never get bored of just sitting and admiring each other. These two are soulmates who will forever belong to each other and will never get tired of telling each other 'I love you' every single day. Every day they are grateful for each other and would do anything to make the other person feel happy, they love getting tention and giving each other tention. They fill the right side of each other
hayley: "gimme tentionnn"
jordan:"you have all my tention baby"
a form of love used by hayley and jordan
by dandelion090523 July 2, 2023
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