Action Johnny

It's when you let a guy fuck you in the ass, coldcock him right before he comes, steal his wallet, then use the money to buy dope.

Hank thought he found a cheap screw. But in a moment of stupidity he flashed his wallet in front of the guy, who was clearly jonesing something awful, and who then pulled an Action Johnny, leaving Hank with a headache and empty pockets.

by OfAOf December 3, 2010

johnny depp

A good actor who sits in his house in the cheese sniffing country of France. While sitting in his house, he bad mouths America. Then he comes over here, stars in a movie and makes a ton of money off of our country (which he hates so much).

"I'm Johnny Depp. I'm a hypocrite."

by Mike Dizzy April 9, 2006

johnny rocket

term used to explain a dire and immediate need to relieve fecal matter in an explosive manner from your bum. May be abbreviated as "JR"

I ate too much at dinner and now I really need to Johnny Rocket!

After her sixth bowl of chilli in just over an hour, Sara really needed to JR.

by Sophia M. Greene December 26, 2004

johnny depp

the man that every girl would masterbate because of.

Johnny Depp makes every girl horny.

by youwilleatit January 2, 2009

johnny bravo

The female equivalent to the 'cock block.'

(n.) "That Johnny Bravo bitch stole my guy with one bat of that over-masquera'd eye."
(v.) "I just got Johnny Bravo'd by that slut."

by Parker Posey April 17, 2007

Johnnys

Pocket(pair in the hole) Jacks as a starting hand on Texas hold'em poker

He went all in with the Johnnys but was called by a guy with Aces. Unlucky!

by JKitsos December 20, 2008

Johnny Bravo

A raging erection.

Jacob has a raging Johnny Bravo while talking to his crush.

by GeneralGiblet December 4, 2013