johnnynoose

Using one's penis as a choking device; via, wrapping around the throat.

So instead of hanging this fucker, we johnnynoosed him.

by Broccolli February 8, 2008

Johnny Johnny Yes Papa

This is the song of nightmares.Don't watch it without a spare pair of underpants, it will haunt your dreams.

THIS IS A REAL MESSAGE THIS VIDEO WHATEVER IT IS WILL HAUNT YOUR DREAMS DON'T WATCH IT OR ALL YOUR DREAMS WILL BE CONTAMINATED.

Johnny Johnny Yes Papa meaning: I WILL EAT YOU HEART

Papa:Johnny Johnny

Johnny: Yes papa?
Papa: Eating sugar?
Johnny: No papa!
Papa: Telling Lies?
Johnny: No papa!
Papa: Open wide
Johnny: Ha Ha Ha!

by lmao.mp4 October 8, 2018

Johnny Dang

Johnny Đặng - Johnny Dang or Johnny "dung", who tricked and bamboozled Khoa Pug - an infamous youtuber from VietNam to invest the DBZ coin and then threaten Khoa Pug that "dung" would kill him.

- "Do ya know any drama recently?"
- "Yo, wassup bruh"
- "Khoa Pug is threaten by 'Johnny Dang'"
- "Is that so? F*ck 'dung ding dong'"

by SaveKhoaPug December 1, 2021

Johnny

When you get four Wordle letters on your first or second row, and your guesses for the fifth letter are proper words but not THE word.

Eg, crown, brown, grown, frown
And you bomb.

That’s doing a “Johnny.”

I did a Johnny
Or
I almost did a Johnny

by AS_KC April 4, 2022

Soggy Johnny

used when in anger and you need to retalliate to something you don't care about

I couldn't give a soggy johnny about your new shoes, im watching the football!

by Hitcher 1001 August 5, 2008

wet johnny

when you are in a bathroom stall, take a large amount of toilet paper or paper towels (anything 'dunkable'), dunk it in the pissy/shitty water, and throw at target.

Guy 1: timmy threw some wet paper towels at me while i was taking a dump, so i gave him a wet johnny right in the face!

Guy 2: it's the only proper revenge for being hit with a wet paper towel while pooping.

by big daddy sex penis January 8, 2010

Pull a Johnny

Verb- to drunkenly steal a girl's purse or other valuable possesion, often times in a club or other social setting, resulting in possible arrest and embarassment

Did you hear what happened to Isaac last night? He was so drunk he decided to pull a johnny on that poor slut and ended up getting caught and arrested!

by jd12345 February 9, 2010