Joey-ism

Random and often hilariously unbelievable sentences or phrases spoken by famous socialite and reality TV star, Joey Essex

A classic Joey-ism is "I know who Richard and Judy are."
"Who are they?"
"Aren't they the first man and woman on Earth?"

by Eddie Lizzard December 9, 2013

Joey Snax

noun

an amateur free style rapper with the nickname he came up with. usually talks in the third person and spends 100% of his time with dom. thus spawned the nickname snom. well known for the snax look where he tilts his head at a 45 degree angle while keeping his eyes level. you can find him room with shafreezy or turtle. former lancaster hall resident

Joey Snax: "AY YO SNAX!"
Someone else: "AY YO SNAX!"

by Shake and Blake December 2, 2009

Mtb Joey

An inexperienced mountainbike park rider that wears way too much armor and blocks jumps

Mtb joey: "I'm a Joey, it's my first time here. I've got my squid lid and all my rental gear."

by _Patheticcat December 17, 2019

Joey Leveroni

A bitch boy, he likes inhaling mad dong, is a beta, wears skinny jeans

Joey Leveroni is a bitch, hes the biggest simp around!

by anonymous October 9, 2020

joey

doing favours for no pay

That lad is a joey, been working all week and hasn’t been paid

by woz glendog July 30, 2025

Joey

Also known as 'Uluru' due to his dark beige skin tone, Joey is a human (not a kangaroo, though he may be mistaken for one) who has as many brain cells as words on this page. Some of his annoying habits include using a Gen Z accent when around a particular individual called Harry

"hI uLuRU."-Harry
"hEllO HaRRy"-Joey

by HammyShoe July 13, 2024

Pulling a Joey

To extend an invite to a group of friends only to back out of the plans yourself.

"Man he's really pulling a Joey with this whole guys night thing. At least everyone made it out."

by Rhomtein July 26, 2017