Joey

a hybrid of a panda and a pig
lazy

has a huge heart but a smooooooooooooooool brain

actually has a lot of things to say but doesn't know how to put it into words sometimes

ALCOHOLIC WANNABE

INTROVERTED EXTROVERT
will 1000% whack you if you annoy her too much

a wild joey has appeared

by YEETEMUS February 11, 2022

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Joey is a sweet outgoing guy with a big dick. Usually plays baseball. Is going D1 then getting drafted first round for the pros. All girl want him more than anything. Pulls all the bitches.

He’s such a Joey.

by King Haley December 06, 2018

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better than every other guy.

“hey what do you think of joey”
“he’s an amazing guy he’s the best!”

by totallynotaguynamedjoey August 15, 2021

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A man with an incredibly small penis. So small that toddlers feel like King Kong around him.

Frequents tallywhacker woods with other men of the micro penis persuasion.

Drives a large vehicle for a living to compensate for his lack of manhood.

Had sex with my new boyfriend last night. He was a Joey.

Oh sit. So did you laugh or just tell him to get out?

by Gazza2607 February 08, 2025

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A seemingly normal, energetic and compassionate guy at first, but once you get to know him he’ll let you understand the dark and crazy side of his life of the demons he brings with him wherever he goes. The life of the party, a loyal and loving friend, but self-destructive when he goes too far and can’t pick himself back up. You’ll never really see his true colors unless he trusts you enough for you do not betray him, even then he often regrets many of the people he’s let drag him down, but you can’t ever kill him, he’ll do it first.

Joey... is a joey

by Jkaay January 25, 2021

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