Jesus holiday 

The practice of a worker taking two days off from work ill before miraculously returning on the third day ie on the third day he rose again

Jarod was off ill on Monday and Tuesday, returning Wednesday before needing a sick note from the doctor. Must of been a Jesus holiday

Jesus holiday by 10cc July 1, 2016

Jesus's bitch 

A woman who freely gives men blow jobs and then in her shame and guilt, yells it out in public places to justify her crazy basic bitch behavior.

Jesus's bitch almost got me caught up with my wife last night at the bar.

Jesus's bitch by I'm not your wife January 17, 2017

jesus water

When you wake in the middle of the night really needing a glass of water and there's just a bottle right in your reach. It's like a whole other drink because it's just there if you need it

I've just had the most amazing glass of Jesus Water

jesus water by Made up words that make sense March 8, 2017

jesus hong

The Asian version of Jesus Christ, from family guy

You know, I met Jesus in there, he is Chinese, and his last name is Hong, he has no idea where people got the Christ thing from. (Jesus Hong)

jesus hong by ChubbyUnicorn July 13, 2017

Jesus Cherry 

For those that don’t want to use the lords name.

“You’ll never guess what I’ve done...”

“Jesus Cherry! Go on! Tell me.”

Jesus Cherry by NAR93 February 14, 2018

Jesus Boner

When your mans boner is so long that it is considered holy.

Lemme see your sweet Jesus Boner

Jesus Boner by Cuntmuffin995 September 5, 2019

Jesus complex 

Someone who will bend over backwards to try and help, good natured, But often messes their own life fixing yours.

"His Jesus complex got him fired, because he pulled over to help change a tire on a delivery"

"He rented a room to help a friend and they burned his house down, guess his Jesus complex got the best of him again."

Jesus complex by SpeedosStretch September 14, 2019