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Lamar Jackson

Only the 2nd Unanimous MVP in nfl history
by Lamar Jackson Stan May 14, 2022
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Matt Jackson

Objective reality is just a social construct and within that construct Matt Jackson is the smartest person in any room despite what actual reality may have to say on the matter.

A narcissistic force to be reckoned with.
Dude, you you completely fucked up, you need to be a bit more Matt Jackson about things.

You see how I Matt Jacksoned the situation back there, like a fucking boss!
by Davey McGoon May 24, 2022
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Brianna Jackson

Brianna Jackson is a very funny, kind person. She loves to make people laugh and also loves to be the life of the party. She cares about a lot of people.
by anonymous October 31, 2022
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Diamond Jackson

Diamond Jackson is one of the best MILF Pornstars ever
Diamond Jackson can fuck any young stud any day ann every young men especially in the 20s or 30s can only dream about it
by anonymous November 20, 2022
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Micro Jackson

He loved the kids he did that’s why they called him Mirco Jackson

Micro Jackson, a nonce named Michael
by ToxicFury135 April 28, 2023
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Weirdo Jacksonville Slapper

The Weirdo Jacksonville Slapper is a carefully timed maneuver. The W.J.S must be performed immediately after receiving a tattoo of a partners name. While the tattoo is fresh and still an open wound, the man who's name has been tattooed ejaculates on the woman's fresh tattoo. Immediately following the ejaculation the man will apply a firm slap to the tattoo in order to properly set the ink and claim his rightful territory.

Best performed on a first date! That is how the maneuver originated!
The W.J.S is the 8th deadly sin!
I just performed a Weirdo Jacksonville Slapper with my Old lady!
by Weirdo_Biker May 22, 2023
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Micheal Jackson

Apparently him and Micheal Jordan are NOT the same people
A:did you see Micheal Jackson score for the bulls last season?
B:are you /j rn???
by eclipsenw May 31, 2023
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