by Rellik Uzi August 18, 2010
Get the Jack Schitt mug.Jack Bauer Power Hour (aka the best damn time of the week) occurs monday nights (or any other time of the week as long as you have an episode of 24, including commercial break (so you get the full 60 minutes)) where a shot of beer is taken for every minute Jack is in the field. If Jack is in the field kicking ass and putting his life on the line to save the US, we can at least show some respect by drinking some beer. God Bless Jack Bauer.
Hot Chick: Hey babe, wanna come out with me and my sorority girlfriends Monday night for some drinks?
Man: Fuck that, 24 is on and I have Jack Bauer Power Hour. Besides, sorority chicks are bitches.
Man: Fuck that, 24 is on and I have Jack Bauer Power Hour. Besides, sorority chicks are bitches.
by SneakyFoot March 2, 2010
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Jack is a caring guy. A Jack has amazing good looks. He will always be there for you. He is a loving and caring boyfriend. He is not the show-off type. He is quiet and humble. He doesn’t usually stand up for himself. He will show you his true self once you get close to him. He is amazing and one-of-a-kind. Jack is someone you will always want to be with. Jack isn’t the type to make any moves very quickly. He would rather take your relationship slowly. He can be insecure deep down, but he won’t show it. He can be annoying at times, but it is hard to stay mad at a Jack. You will never get over a Jack, so keep him close and never let him slip away. If he tells you what his heart has to say or tells you a secret, then it means he trusts you and that is special. It is hard to get him to open up because he has a hard time trusting people. A Jack is someone who you will love forever.
by ILoveMyJack January 19, 2018
Get the Jack mug.The maneuver wherein, while preparing to engage in sexual behavior, the male partner of the couple suddenly turns his partner around and proceeds to penetrate him/her anally. Usually used with "the ol'" in front of it, as below.
This is derived from the name of the character in the film "Brokeback Mountain" on whom this maneuver was performed.
This is derived from the name of the character in the film "Brokeback Mountain" on whom this maneuver was performed.
"He made her think he was after some oral, but he gave her the ol' jack twist!"
"Ennis wasn't about to blow him, so he gave that cowpoke the ol' jack twist."
"Ennis wasn't about to blow him, so he gave that cowpoke the ol' jack twist."
by LemonSawdust May 11, 2006
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Get the Jack mug.1. I'm sorry Sharon, but it seems you have acute gonorrhea. If you stopped sleeping around maybe you wouldnt fuckin have the jack; dig?
2. Poker face was her name/Poker face was her nature/Poker straight was her game/If she knew she could get you/She played 'em fast/And she played 'em hard/She could close her eyes/And feel every card
2. Poker face was her name/Poker face was her nature/Poker straight was her game/If she knew she could get you/She played 'em fast/And she played 'em hard/She could close her eyes/And feel every card
by beatnik July 10, 2006
Get the the jack mug.Verb. The style of dancing employed when listening to Jacking/Fidget House. The term fidget house was coined by DJ/producers Jesse Rose and Switch, apparently as a joke. They had come to generally signify this cut-up style of house music. It has a 4/4 beat and a cut-up, glitch style which contrasts other dance genres such as progressive house and trance. The way in which it differs from other house music styles is that it usually discards the solo drum beat introduction, thus encouraging a more cut-up rather than blend mixing style amongst DJs. Other common elements of fidget house include vocal sample snippets and a prominent bassline which often bends in pitch, rather than progressing by the semitone
by Mightyfool March 16, 2009
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