by tanlines&blueeyes March 09, 2019
An insult aimed at J.K. Rowling by wannabe literature snobs who like to spend all their time critiquing teen fantasy books because they're bitter that nobody wants to publish their own rubbish. The root of the insult is that J.K. Rowling uses a lot of the plot device deus ex machina (in this case, going back and changing the ending as in reversing time to fix a problem or adding/changing a detail hence "just kidding!"), widely considered a literary cop-out but generally accepted in literature intended for children by all but the most persnickety critics.
Hermione goes back in time in Harry Potter book 3 so that Sirius Black can escape prison.
"There goes old Just Kidding Rowling again!"
"There goes old Just Kidding Rowling again!"
by Peppermint Swirl March 03, 2009
Similar to the "Just keep swimming" mantra from Finding Nemo, except this applies to.. you guessed it, the caressing of the male organ.
"Just keep stroking, just keep stroking..." is nice to remember when you're in a rut and can't get any.
by Submitters of Words June 26, 2011
random ranga chick: can i borrow some make up??
Stacey: WHO THE FUCK ARE YOU...???
random ranga chick: "oh... i'm just some random..."
(laughing...) BEST RANDOM MOMENT EVER!...
Stacey: WHO THE FUCK ARE YOU...???
random ranga chick: "oh... i'm just some random..."
(laughing...) BEST RANDOM MOMENT EVER!...
by some random bitches May 04, 2009
Something that people said a lot during the mid 2010s when trying to relay the obviousness of a point, often with a snide, flippant, or factieous tone or attitude. As of 2020, the only people still using such a dated term are basic bros and housewives who shop for their evening apparel and their husbands' professional wear at Target.
by harmoniousjen September 13, 2020
you say this to someone that is asking directions. Champlain is the most north town in new York. Just north of Champlain is CANADA. Then if the person really thinks its just north of Champlain you they look like an idiot.
Jacob "you know where Nick's house is?"
Jason "Its just north of Champlain"
Jacob "really"
Jason "ya"
Jason "wow your an idiot"
Jason "Its just north of Champlain"
Jacob "really"
Jason "ya"
Jason "wow your an idiot"
by Jason Baker May 25, 2007
1 a : To provide lubrication for an over sized penis (as it compares to vagina).
b : The advanced completion of the starfish technique.
2 a : Natural anti chaffing method.
b : The best way to sanitize a wound.
b : The advanced completion of the starfish technique.
2 a : Natural anti chaffing method.
b : The best way to sanitize a wound.
Girl: Wait...i dont think its gona fit.
Guy: Spit on it (just the tip)
Guy: Can i use the back door?
Girl: (No response because shes in the starfish position)
Guy: *spitting noise*
Guy1: AHH!!!
Guy2: What?
Guy1: I just cut my finger!
Guy2: Stop being a pussy and spit on it.
Guy: Spit on it (just the tip)
Guy: Can i use the back door?
Girl: (No response because shes in the starfish position)
Guy: *spitting noise*
Guy1: AHH!!!
Guy2: What?
Guy1: I just cut my finger!
Guy2: Stop being a pussy and spit on it.
by craigslist October 24, 2013