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Excalibur Face

a. Your face's automatic fall back for when something so stupid or annoying occurs, that you can't possibly roll your eyes fast enough to express your intense feelings of dislike

b. The closest thing a human being can get to a physical statement of Do not want!

c. The facial expression originating from the "Legend of Excalibur" filler episodes within the anime Soul Eater where the character Excalibur causes others such an annoyance that their faces prune into an Excalibur Face.
1.
Excalibur: ...And that concludes the list of my 1,000 provisions

BlackStar and Kid: *Excalibur Face*

2.
Brotato: God damnit! I know my joke sucked but you don't have to pull out an Excalibur Face on me!

3.
Dude: Hey Guy, go to Google Images and search Rule 34, followed by the name of your favorite cartoon!

Guy: Wats Rule 34?...

Dude: Just hurry up and do it!

Guy: Kay..............*Excalibur Face*.......DOES NOT WANT!!
by cardboard box ninja September 24, 2010
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Flutter Face

A cute girl that you could see yourself dating, but there is some major barrier. Such as age, height, or etc.

"Did you see that flutter face over there? She's been checking you out"
"Yeah, but she's a lot younger than me. It'd look like a creep bro"
"Did you see that flutter face over there? She's been checking you out"
"Yeah, but she's a lot younger than me. It'd look like a creep bro"
by Banff97 May 11, 2013
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B-Face

Bitch face, is someone who is acting like an asshole can be supplimented with any letter of the alphabet
she is such a B-Face sometimes
by benweaselschick February 18, 2009
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Face Blanket

A fleece blanket with a breathing hole that you don't really need and can make one yourself with scissors.
What's the stupidest and most useless invention ever? - A Face Blanket
by Ryan197694 March 7, 2015
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dick faced

That stupid open-mouthed look that people have on their face when they're surprised or shocked.
Look at that dumb broad standing in the corner looking dick faced.
by Saharrah Naimah April 9, 2015
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Coffee face

A definition for a person who looks like he/she drastically needs a few cups of coffee to wake up or keep himself/herself together.
Every monday he is such a coffee face whole day...
by Zurrus January 22, 2017
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Breakup Face

How a girl looks after a breakup. distinctive because of the; lack of makeup, puffy eyes, messed up hair. Just a general not caring for how you look. Girls with breakup face will almost wear sweats and shuffle around in slippers. Breakup Face is usually followed by "I Need Attention" Face, the opposite of BUF girls will try to look as hot and dress as attractively as possible in an attempt to get a new guy.
Breakup Face:
Guy 1:Damn that girl has a serious case of Break up Face

Guy 2: Seriously but just wait a week or two, and then shell just out the yoga pants!!
by MrJad3d October 28, 2010
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