your mom

a insult of a persons mom

your mom is so fat she has 2 watches for each timezone shes in

by snitcher.y January 21, 2022

your mom

Your mom is probably the most caring and loving person you will ever meet in your life,Most moms will get you what you need and a lot of want you want too! she will do anything for you especially because your her child and she will choose you over anything.Your mom is going to be super beautiful too.

your mom is hot

by your mom tried to swap you November 7, 2022

your mom

A dumbass reply to a question. Everyone thinks that it is cool, but really, it is super dumb.

Person 1: "Hey whatcha bring for lunch?"
Person 2: "Your mom".
Everyone: Ohhhhhhhhh!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

by lolitisme November 25, 2018

Your mom

Some one that is hot and was in my bed last night

Person: where were you last night
You: With your mom.

by anonymous December 7, 2021

your mom

An insult to someones mom or guardian or just to make someone feel bad.

your mom is so fat she doesn't need internet because she is world wide.

by funny guy who is kinda stupid November 3, 2021

your mom

The best woman in bed, and I know cause I was in that bed with her.

Your mom was great last night.

by culurful October 16, 2021

Your mom

The thing I do and is very hot.

“What is on you to-do list?”
“Your mom!”

by Charlie at the chocolatefactoy May 30, 2024