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Happiness Hog 

A “Happiness hog” is a person (usually a lesbian teenage girl) who is constantly bragging about their depression.
They can’t say “I cut myself” for 0.1 second.
Dude: *edgy suicide joke*
Girl: “I wanna commit suicide I cut myself and broke up with my girlfriend I have no friends at school and my mom abuses me waaaaa I’m a baby”
Dude: Wow such a fucking Happiness Hog.
Happiness Hog by Yo I’m Kate February 18, 2019
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A great cactcher loves sports and has lots of friends he is sweet and smart
Boss hog is awesome and athletic
Boss hog by ᴮᴵᴿᴰ February 27, 2019
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Chuna hog 

A fat, greasy, unbathed, soaking in the smouldering heat nasty individual that cant even walk on their own 2 feet they haven't seen in years so they utilize scooters the Walmart.
Dear God, look at that chuna hog creeping the aisles harvesting all the apple fritters and crate of donuts!
Chuna hog by Airmedic11 April 9, 2019

Drama Hog 

A person who feeds off drama and if there is no drama to feed off of they create drama.
That girl is such a drama hog. All she does is start drama.
Drama Hog by Lex mysterious June 22, 2019

Compliment hog 

A girl that needs a compliment, praise, or positive word every 5 seconds.
People thought the compliment hog in class needed to get high on either cocaine or ecstasy more than she needed a compliment, since she seemed like someone with a low dopamine level in her brain.
Compliment hog by Solid Mantis August 23, 2019

Wart Hog 

A man with obvious genital herpes, who nonetheless attempts to seduce women and engage in unprotected sexual intercourse.

Not to be confused with Warthog the amazing air plane model.
"That pig just asked me if I wanted to come back to his room"

"He's worse than a pig, I heard that he's a wart hog"
When you get a handjob from someone with cold hands.
Dude Jessica gave me an iced hog earlier, and I've been shivering for hours.
Iced Hog by AnonMB69 January 31, 2020