Heebroner

(noun) 1. An erection inspired by an attractive Jewish female; Can also be inspired by affection for a Jewish custom or prepared dish.

(verb) "heebrone - r" 2. Carnal Knowledge; a) of a Jewish female by a Jewish or non-Jewish male; b) of a gentile female by a Jewish male.

1. a) "Dude, Karen Goldstein gives me a major heebroner."

b) "I've got a huge heebroner for some whitefish right now, man."; or "I love Channukah, it's awesome. I've got like an eight day heebroner every year."

2. a) "Aviva Silverman is beggin' for it. I'm gonna heebrone'r in her parents hot tub this weekend.";

b) "Schlomo, check out Christina Johnson's tits. I think she needs to get heebroned in a big way by the Fink-meister."

by Hamburgeusaberg December 26, 2009

heezleshnoffin

a really stupid person.

"Fuck, that heezleshnoffin ordered the chez again"

by drummer1234 May 2, 2010

Heejamupadoocium

Seven nice things all in one word.

NOTE: Can mean any thing that is nice, and there is seven of them.

PERSON 1: Heejamupadoocium

PERSON 2: Oh how nice of you to say that.

by An invisible elephant backflip December 14, 2010

Heened

A slang term deriving from the word 'seened,' a modification of the verb "to see". While the initial meaning of the word was meant to be a modification of the verb "to hear," it has been known to be used to express when one sees another, or can also be used to acknowledge someone else's presence, idea, or action. Additionally, "heened" can be used to assert one's dominance after winning in a game. Currently, this term is most prevelant among the North East Coast of the U.S, in areas such as Boston and Hartford.

Acknowledge: "Oh I heened you, man!"
Brag: "Get heened!"

by patchbakk July 8, 2012

heeling it down

In a large party house full of guys, toilet paper can be scarce, forcing the inhabitants to shower off after pooping. Laziness causes the guys to poop in the shower, coining the phrase, " heeling it down", pertaining to yesterday's top ramen and taco bell.

I really hate having to poop and then take a shower afterwards. "Heeling it down" saves a lot of time.

by mister kool November 6, 2012

Heeyont

The definition is simply HEEYONT. It is a blank word that can be used in any situation imaginable.

One day I was walking down the street to pick up my nieghbor's guinea pig and out of nowhere HEEYONT, that bitch hit me like a G-6.

by Kyle Heeyont October 14, 2015

heeldo

a strap-on dildo that connects to your heel.

"He left me last night. So I had to lube up the trusty-old heeldo."

by Balls r life. June 21, 2016