80/20 Handy-Blow

A blowjob that is mostly just a handjob.

My new girl went down on me but only gave me an 80/20 handy-blow. My old girl was all throat but this chick wouldn't put more than the first couple inches of my dick in her mouth.

by Steve DeCicco September 7, 2023

coat hanger abortion

something going so wrong it can only be described as such

The doctor cut an artery during my vascetomy surgery...what a coat hanger abortion that was.

by Byrddoggg September 21, 2006

Getting stanky on the hang down

getting a girl to have sex with you...

Leslie was over last night, did you get some stanky on the hang down????

by Smash Brown May 17, 2005

hanger

Someone who is pretty much void of knowledge and basically gets by on looks, charm or style, or a combination of the above.
As in a clothes hanger, the function of which is to simply hold up clothes.

Jack couldn't find a real job if he had to. It's a good thing that he is hot and knows how to dress, talk and which fork to use. He is such a freaking hanger.

by loccitantexan September 24, 2008

Hangage

What cleavage turns into when the woman displaying said cleavage leans forward.

Check out the hangage on Donna!!!

by Neutron66 February 5, 2010

HANDYCRAP PARKING

When you approach the perfect parking space in a parking lot so packed, it resembles Disneyland. And you finally get to the space, it is marked for the Handy capped.

Hey dude, there is a spot, oh shit, it's Handycrap Parking

by Go Launna Rose August 31, 2010

HangBeef

1) Having an above size Dick

2)When you have a boner and you let it hang.

3) Half hard

I hit her with that hangbeef now she walk crazy.

I had a hangbeef last night for no reason

by Aaron Mclovin December 31, 2011