When you have extremely high T and your social conventions preclude you from cranking one out at work
by XxScottStappxX October 20, 2023
Get the ball goblin mug.a Troll makes something harmless but provocative, the Goblin in another hand makes something harmful and despicable and calls it trolling, like breaking your arm for clout or attention, or amusement for others or your reaction.
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by AzumiChiasa October 25, 2023
Get the Goblin mug.Someone who is a carefree and chaotic person online but incredibly fragile and introverted in real life. They are like this online because they are behind a screen and will most likely never see the people they're talking to again. Will immediately fold when anyone asks to be their friend online
"There is someone I keep seeing in valorant games but everytime I try to friend him he acts like a Digi-Goblin and leaves immediately"
by ShindayaLupin November 5, 2023
Get the Digi-Goblin mug.by Dreyno01 November 14, 2023
Get the Jit Goblin mug.Someone who hangs out by the urnials in gay clubs to collect piss. They will do anything for pee, hence the goblin mode.
by GlizzyGoblin69 November 17, 2023
Get the Piss Goblin mug.The Crotch Goblin is usually a dog. These creatures love to sniff there and have no shame in doing so. It you have anything to hide don't hide it down there, atleast around a Crotch Goblin.
"Hey Jeffery! You got the food for this party?"
"Yeah dude! Wait! The dog is coming, let me hide the snacks in my pants."
"DUDE! JEFFERY! IT'S A CROTCH GOBLIN!"
"OH NOO!"
*SNIFF*
"Yeah dude! Wait! The dog is coming, let me hide the snacks in my pants."
"DUDE! JEFFERY! IT'S A CROTCH GOBLIN!"
"OH NOO!"
*SNIFF*
by Unknown Cinnamon November 18, 2023
Get the Crotch Goblin mug.A filthy degenerate goblin with a very boogery cock. Also known as a filthy tiny hat or money grabbing freshly mutilated baby dick sucker who hates goyim.
by ThisGoyimKnows1488 December 23, 2023
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