A "glass muffin" or also known as a "swan hole" is a contemporary but subtle meaning for a fragile female genitals. The male will try to inserts the penis into the female's glass muffin, but the vagina will just redden, bleed and shoot out stools.
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Dude, me and my friend Alec were blowing glass last night and we fell on our asses faster than a fat bitch who sat down too fast.
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"Oh look - A stained glass window. If it wasn't for that stained glass window, there would just be a big hole there. Yay for stained glass windows"
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Dude i was spanking my monkey yesterday, when i found out i had no tissues so i had to "blast in a glass".
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